Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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"Do you know who I am?"
Despite this quote being parodied everywhere for decades do people honestly still insist on saying it!?
Sad days
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:18,
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'Do you know who I am?'I have used this recently...
it was to my mum...
who has Alzheimers...
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I said it recentlythe answer was "No... now please stop raping me, I won't tell anyone."
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I used to let people in and out of nightclubs and pubs,as a sideline, the best retort was usually to say "No, I don't know who you are mate" and then ask the rest of the queue/ passers by if they had any idea.*
*unless it really was someone who I should have known an they looked like they'd be able to demonstrate to me exactly who they were by ripping off my head and pissing down my neck, then I'd ask one of the really big fellas that were on the team to assist.
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kerry katona doesmy mate just looked her up and down and said "no. should i?"
the look on her pissy-nettle-licking bulldog face makes me glee even now.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:37,
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