Rachel, the bosses daughter/niece...
Is a spoilt little Harridan of the highest bastard order. 17 years old and all smiles and cute giggles on the surface but underneath this veneer lies a bubbling pit of ice-cold evil spoilt bitchness that can only be gained from knowing that there is no possible way you can get fired, no matter how inept or fucking USELESS you are at your job.
Suffice to say, I'm not a fan.

A small list:
1) Whiney. About evrything and everyone. Even those she claims to be friends with. Including the bloke she's supposed to be going out with who also works with us. A bit of a simple lad but nice enough, she's taking him a for a ride. Bitch.

2) Makes ridiculous demands of the kitchen staff (i.e, me) Such as:
Her: I want fish fingers. Now.
Me: Can it wait a bit, we're quite busy.
Her: But I'm hungry now.
Me: Fair enough, point taken. But we're really quite busy. Could you take this plate to table 3 and I'll do your food when I've got a minute?
Her: Can't someone else take it? (She's supposed to be a waitress for fucks sake)
Me: Umm, no?
And countless other instances of when she's demanded the home made fish fingers despite the fact the breaded cod is the exact same thing, just not cut up for children.

3) S4C made a documentary about her about 2 weeks ago, and filmed in mummy dearests pub (where we both happen to work I see I've failed to mention earlier). So what? I hear you say. They had to pay people to pretend to be her friends. I laughed my tits about that.

So all of that coupled with the fact that in years to come when her stress ridden, sodden faced succubus of a mother kicks it, and her obese, camera watching CUNT of an Uncle goes to that big buffet in the sky, she's inherit the place, lock stock and barrel.

All of which makes me want to spike her food with my own sweaty arse juice, then twat her with a spade.

Im going to lie down now in a nice dark room.
(Formaly Over say's hello, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:54, 5 replies)

I was expecting
a horrible tale of incestuous breeding there.
( Moey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)

fish fingers
the spoilt bitch's demands include:
fish fingers
more fish fingers

is it a Welsh thing?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, closed)

Right,
I see what yor saying, it doesnt really sound all that bad when in a pure bullet point form like that with a LOT of stuff omitted so, with the aid of more bullet points, you've got to understand:
1) She's 17, I'm 23. She gets paid more than I do because she is the bosses satan spawn, despite doing fuck all, all day long. Whilst I, (genuinely not meaning to brag) have a Degree and a Masters and get paid pittence for hard slog in a busy kitchen.
2) At the end of this she gets everything man, everything! And she doesnt have to worry about running it into the ground cos she's do exactly what her family does now, pay other people to run the place to a high degree. There are other cousins and the such, but they're all obese retards. Occasionally they too 'work' in the place 'collecting glasses' for an again, obscene wage.
3) I asked to scrape the dishes she brough into the kitchen to be washed, as all of our other waitresses do, and she told me to fuck myself.
4) Many others. I depise her, and her entire family.

Incidentally I'm not Welsh, just live there.
(Formaly Over say's hello, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:16, closed)

she
sounds a pain.

I'm just wondering why she asks for fish fingers all the time. I'd be asking for the steak myself "and I want it cooked properly you cahnt" I'd shout as you walked away ;-)
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:22, closed)

we need to know more
if we are to recognise said pub on said TV channel so we can throw things in honour of you XD
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:36, closed)