Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Not minebut I have been thinking of getting one, they look like fun. Now how hard should my name be?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:49, 1 reply)
Oooh...very hard.
Hard and big.
The harder the better.
I'm just going to erm....lie down...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50,
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Yesme too.
But maybe not with you.
Unless ....
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Unless...you can a)run very fast from an angry mountain biker or b) offer a swap - I think he'd accept either Mrs Al or a nice new bike.
Because, yes, I *am* just a piece of meat and a mere chattel of my man.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:01,
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I'm glad to hear thatI was a bit worried after meeting you that you were one of those "feminist" types that doesn't want to do the cooking and lets her armpits get hairy.
Hmmmm, I've got a nice bike, I'd better send him a gaz.
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Goodness me, no!I make sure I've cooked him a gourmet three course meal every day, I always put on my prettiest frocks and make-up whenever he's around.
I never speak out of turn and generally I aim to walk at least three steps behind him at all times. Mind you, I have to walk three steps behind as I can't keep up in the tight skirts and high heels.
Yes, whatever he asks me to do, I'll do it.
*asplodes*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17,
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