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In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?

Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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My claim to be the worst footballer in the UK.
There were only 54 kids in my primary school. About 25 were boys, and only maybe half of these were old enough to play for the school football team. Yet somehow I managed to get dropped from the squad.
It wasn't like we had a good team either. We lost every match by at least ten goals - generally without being able to score any at all. The first time I played the match had to be stopped for me to tie my shoelaces, three times. In my second match I managed to actually get the ball at one point, but panicked and kicked it at our goal. After that I was discretely retired to make way for a slightly less terrible eight-year-old.
I was shit hot at the sack race, though.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

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