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In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?

Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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worst in school
I recall only one of my school reports from those many years ago. For PE, it read: "Fothermucker is a lazy and immature boy who nobody likes". Why? Well, I always saw sport as a pressure to fit in and be part of a team, so I undermined every game I could:

Cricket - 'accidentally' knocking the bales off the wicket to get out immediately.
Football - they picked me last and put me in goal. So I sat cross-legged and let them all in.
Rugby - the best way to avoid wind-chill was to lie down at the sidelines. I did.
Tennis - lobbing the ball miles into the distance so I could have a sit down while the other player walked ten minutes to get it.
Rounders - 'accidentally' throw the bat as I swung (repeat until sent back to changing rooms).
Running - walk.
Swimming - pretend to have a verruca and no rubber sock

I'm still stupid and immature. People still don't like me. But I least I never grew up to be a fucking PE teacher.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:42, 1 reply)
I do see your point
But I'd have given you the same report.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:03, closed)

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