Comprehensive school sport
Here are a few happy, sunny memories of PE:

the javelin dragging along the floor behind me as I took my run-up, only to land on the ground with me still holding it (school record short distance);
doing the long jump and not making it into the sand pit, grazing my chin;
doing the frosby flop and, when I'd landed successfully on the crash mat, trying to do a victory somersalt only to land on my head almost breaking my neck, and then being told I had flopped under the bar, not over it;
a football whistling past my head as I sat near the goal mouth "in defence", making daisy chains;
the school 5th year hippy slowing down to a halt halfway through the 100 metre sprint, letting go of his shorts to light a joint, and his shorts falling down (he still finished the race, Chariots of Fire-style);
and my only true victory - shitting down Richard's back in the piggy back race.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:32, Reply)