2nd day at high school
PE lesson. That strange, mystic event known as 'circuit training'

"right lads...Run to this line, then run backwards to the start....then run to THIS line and run backwards to start...etc..."

So... off we go...Larry makes it to the first line and back, makes it to the second line and back, then on his way back from the third line, he trips...

And as he's running backwards he has no way of arresting his fall.

Head hits floor hard.

Hands hit even harder. Something goes 'crack' and as he lifts himself from the floor he realises something is very wrong.

I took the record for the fastest school injury when the hospital X-ray revealed a very fractured wrist.

Running backwards???

Fucking idiots.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)