Being not just unfit, but an utter shit
I signed up for Tae-Kwondo at university to try to rouse my puny student body with some physical exercise. The classes very informal and put on by a third year student who was regional champion or something so that he could practice his teaching skills.

Anyway, I met and got on great guns with a very attractive Russian girl and we had a good time sparring with each other. I soon found that having asked her how to say 'I love you' in Russian (it's pronounced "ya lubloo tebeer" for your information) that this was her weakness.

So, with this ammunition and told to spar, we'd commence the mighty battle. If it looked like she'd be winning, i'd fix her with a stare and say the above and she'd crack up giggling.

Then i'd hit her. Victory!

As it happened the class was quickly sewn up and told to keep quiet as our instructor accidentally broke the nose of a student he was demonstrating a punch on and noone had any insurance. The guy was actually alright with having a nose streaming blood and out of joint as the following week with a nice nose splint he said the he was happy just to be able to say he had broken it in a fight, unlikely for a chap who made Graham Norton look like he'd deck you for looking at his pint wrong.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:18, 1 reply)

Stick to seduction
you were doing very well with her.
{;-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 22:56, closed)