miss match
My Ex-girlfriend was (being generous here) a bit dim, she also got quite aggressive with the addition of alcohol... hence Ex.

During one of her beery/shouty nights, at a friends BBQ on a lovely summers evening in the middle of the world cup.

She interrupted a group chat about the England teams poor performance with something along the lines of :
"well, if England were playing Man United ...."
I'm not sure what she said next, I'd spotted someone at the other end of the garden and left her to it!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:50, 2 replies)

Any hole's a goal
right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:27, closed)

Needs moar pencil sharpenings

(King Nightmare, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:57, closed)