There was a guy who got taken to court accused of interfering sexually with a dolphin
No, really, this isn't a set-up for a gag.

Part of his defence was that, in the North Sea, it would have been impossible to do what he was being accused of, given the effect of cold water on his genitals.

The judge agreed, and he was acquitted.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:14, 1 reply)

Dolphins still get hard in that cold water through and theyre quite giving partners.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:25, closed)

Maybe their
penises have a thick layer of blubber or something.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:34, closed)