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This is a question Sporting Woe

In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins about their exploits on the sports field. How bad was it for you?

Thanks to scarpe for the suggestion.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40)
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This Sporting Life....
I fell on the playing field
the work of an errant heel
the din of the crowd and the loud commotion
went deafening silence and stopped emotion
the season was almost done
we managed it 12 to 1
so far I had known no humiliation
in front of my friends and close relations

There's my father looking on
and there's my girlfriend arm in arm
with the captain of the other team
and all of this is clear to me
they condescend and fix on me a frown
how they love the sporting life

And father had had such hopes
for a son who would take the ropes
and fulfill all his old athletic aspirations
but apparently now there's some complications
but while I am lying here
trying to fight the tears
I'll prove to the crowd that I come out stronger
though I think I might lie here a little longer

There's my coach he's looking down
the disappointment in his knitted brow
I should've known
he thinks again
I never should have put him in
he turns and loads the lemonade away
and breathes in deep
the sporting life
how he loves...

There's my father looking on
and there's my girlfriend arm in arm
with the captain of the other team
and all of this is clear to me
they condescend and fix on me a frown
how they love the sporting life
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:15, 4 replies)
I fucking love that song and that album.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:34, closed)
Me too!
Soon as I saw this weeks QOTW, it popped into my head :)

Though I do now have the Mariner's Revenge Song stuck on repeat in my head - and getting some weird looks of coworkers as I'm singing along :$
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:46, closed)
We are two mariners
A ship's soul survivors...
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:16, closed)
In this belly of a whale!
Its ribs our ceiling beams,
Its guts, our carpeting.

I guess we have some time to kill....
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:29, closed)

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