School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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One race I had to win!Remember how important being fast runner was?
I used to be fairly quick in our first school races but I always ended up coming in 3rd due to these two kids, everyone hated them, they where the two sons of the head of PE and they always came 1st in races under 800m!
Anyway, sports day came and I was determined, I practiced running my favourite race the 400m until I knew I could win! Racers where randomly selected and I ended up in a 400m race with both of them!! Everyone else in the race slumped knowing full well they had no chance of winning but not me, this time I was going win!
So the fake gun goes, and we are away! I give it everything I got, storm ahead of both of them, the finish line is in sight, I cross, FIRST!!! I won!
Absolutely ecstatic that I had finally beaten them I turned to gloat only to see them jogging the race at a gentle pace shoulder to shoulder having fucking conversation!
Cunts...
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:54, Reply)
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