School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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Racing against RacismI recall a lovely day back when i was a temporary dwarf. It was sports day and I was in the Egg and Spaz race. Me and my two best chums - Gomi No Sensei and Remegel were discussing which of us would win. I suggested Remegel would win because he had full blown AIDS (none of this HIV nonsense for good old Remegel!!), whereas Gomi No Sensei was firmly putting forward a case for himself winning. His fat little arse was the cornerstone of his argument.
All of this was by-the-by because there was a young lad called David Blunkett in our race who outspazzed us all by not being able to see a fucking thing!! 'go david' the crowds screamed at him. 'Who the fuck is shouting that?' came the response that monged him all the way to the gold medal!!!!
Me, Remegel and Gomi No Sensei learned a valuable lesson in humility that day. We've been great friends ever since and often meet up to go wine tasting. We're such a trio of cunts!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 21:53, Reply)
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