School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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Got an actual sports day one!!I smashed out my front tooth when I was 7 (not pretty I can tell you) - I wasn't allowed to have a bridge until I was 18 as being young meant that I was still growing, blah blah blah.... AAAAnnnnnyhoooo - This meant that I spent school with a false tooth, yes, that's right a shitty plastic thing in the roof of your mouth and a dodgy tooth at the front. Quality - Not much of a weirdo am I (hahahaha).
Hmmm
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I was running the 400, coming in second (Stuart the resident lanky twunt had won everything else anyway apart from the 100 which I won yay!) and the track dips horribly. Now I'm running like a 'tard mouth open tongue flailing like a great dane and my tooth flies out to f*** knows where. I had to stop and find it amid much yelling from all & sundry - nothing f***ed up about that is there. Oh, I found it covered in cut grass, I blow on it, decide that it's not that manky and put it back in. I came last to behind the other 'tard who was running in an even stupider manner than I was....
Yummy!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 13:57, Reply)
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