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This is a question School Sports Day

At some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).

This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.

Tell us your sports day horrors.

(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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Me wanna weewee!
School swimming gala, shite!

Me being fat, speccy anchor I won't win anything for my class so I'm not picked, only the slim and handsome are selected by the overweight biased kiddy-fiddler pervert teacher.

So on the day handsome head boy is there ready to dive in, wow the girls and win the cup, he dives and gains an immediate lead.

As he reaches halfway it looks like he's been bitten by Jaws as a massive trail of bright red blood streams from his abdomen!

No! he's having a cheeky piss, the water contains a marker that reacts with urine ha ha!

I will never forget the shame on this guys face as he is marched out of the main pool in front of 500+ laughing kids and parents.

(, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 13:15, Reply)

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