School Sports DayAt some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).
This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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PE was a right t'pain...Our arse of a PE teacher, Mr. Sugden decided he wanted to play football every lesson. I wasn't too fussed since I hated any type of physical activity and atleast football gave me the opportunity to stand in goal and do sweet FA.
One lesson inpaticular the weather was bad, it was freezing (to the point where I was wishing I was running about) and muddy. Mr. Sugden decided he wanted to be Bobby Charlton and started to run about fouling all of the other lads and then blowing up for nowt when the same happened to him. I got so bored I decided to start swinging on the crossbar of the goal. He caught me and ended up making my after PE shower a cold one....
....cunt.
(, Sun 2 Apr 2006, 2:28, Reply)
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