Last school sports day was funny.
I got "PENIS" written on my forehead.

In the SFW style of "PEN is in pencilcase"

I took part in the javelin bit, it was funny because there were two bees fornicating on the floor.

So I laughed at them.

We all laughed at them.

When I went back to watch the running people. I then denounced my team and fucked off to join my friends at the other end of the field.

In other sports day news: In year 2 I would have won the sprint, but I fell over and grazed my knee so I couldn't continue. There was even BLOOD!

Oh, and one of my friends cheated in the houpla. She had a bun on her head and just put the hoop around it.

In terms of other types of sporting events, at my old school sporting events were not voluntary. You HAD to do something. So I got forced to swim once, and the head teacher and headmistress ended up saying "Go on! Go on!" as I was the last to finish in my race and almost drowned (one length: 25m, I'm shite at competitive swimming)

At the school I'm currently at it's voluntary.
So hardly anyone does. Except for rounders. Last rounders was shite since I got wacked in the head with the ball.

It's nuttin' too interesting, I think it would be better if schools did bets on the races.


edit: Yeah... at this school we don't have parents on sports day. Only at my old school.

Oh, and blu tak doesn't work too well in egg and spoon races.

I so used to own the other kids at throwing the rounders ball. Easy as piss. You chuck the ball.

Oh. More about the voluntary thing.

NO-ONE volunteers for tennis. Last time there were only about 3-4 people playing tennis. There are 6 houses. Meriden, Cartland, Stratford, Lichfield, Warwick and Priory.

No apologies for length. It is a bit long isn't it?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 2 Apr 2006, 22:57, Reply)