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This is a question School Sports Day

At some point in the distant past, someone at my school had built a large concrete tank behind the sheds and called it a swimming pool. Proud of this, they had a "Swimming Sports Day" in which everyone had to participate, even those who couldn't swim (they got to walk across the shallow end of the tank).

This would probably have been OK if the pool hadn't turned a deep opaque green the night before due to lack of maintainance. Even the school sports stars didn't want to go near the gloopy mess in the pool. We were practically pushed in. I'm sure some of the younger kids never surfaced again and the non-swimmers looked petrified.

Tell us your sports day horrors.

(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:13)
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One school sports day, I had been enlisted to do the hurdles. Dunno why, cos I suck royally. Anyhoo, I sprint okay, crash headlong over the first hurdle and take out the bloke in the lane next to me. Him: broken ankle, chipped tooth and blood everywhere. Me: grazed knee. Score!

And then there was GIRTH
(, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 0:37, Reply)

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