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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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This really happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:18, 2 replies)
I think it did. Some of my mates are various forms of squaddies, and they're pretty grim.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:29, closed)
I've seen this sort of thing happen
There's an annual "Iron Man" competition at Newcastle Uni in Australia, but it's more "Iron Stomach". Contestants (usually already drunk) have to eat and drink all manner of horrors, such as pints of grated parmesan cheese, off lumpy milk, all sorts of nasty combos designed to churn the stomach.

The rules are basic: to win you must be the first to consume whatever is on the menu that year. If you vomit it up, it doesn't count as consumed.

However, you can consume the vomit to move on to the next item. Pretty grim.

Worse I've seen is one of the contestants mates (also very drunk) consume his vomit for him... technically very much against the rules, but was allowed for the sheer horror of it. I don't think his mate won though.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 3:02, closed)
Dunno. If he was making up a story he probably wouldn't portray himself as the sort of feeble twat who drinks orange squash on a stag do.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:58, closed)
The 'squaddies drinking puke thing' is an urban myth.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:15, closed)
Prolly.
But I definitely believe the bit about him drinking orange squash.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:22, closed)
Squash? Jesus Christ that's just fucking wrong.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:50, closed)
Prolly?
What the feck does that mean?
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:36, closed)
I've seen a squaddie drink puke.
Admittedly he was an ex-squaddie and working as a bouncer, so that may have explained it.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:29, closed)

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