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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:38, 1 reply)
Before making lieutenant, he sailed before the last for five years.

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I have a really bad cramp in the arch of my foot. Anyone else got cramps?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:09, 1 reply)
Terrible striking.
Tell us tales of when you were last on strike.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:26, 2 replies)
Suck my last!

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Just sayin', like, if you've got nothing better to do.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:29, 6 replies)
I think they shoulld keep this QoTW open forever and ever - just filled with LAST

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(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:12, 8 replies)
I'm vaguely drunk.
The last Stag Do I attended was about a decade back. I'm not too sure how Stag Nights evolved into what we're told they're supposed to be these days really, back then it was just you and your mates getting drunk, at some point there'd be a stripper, the groom would end up handcuffed to a lamppost for a bit and then you'd all go home.
I could probably have made it to a cow-orker's one last year in the USA, but I thought 'fuck it' He wanted to go white water rafting me to wear black trousers. Plus I'd have had to book a crane to break down my wall for me to leave the house.

Oh yes, story. Groom, stripper, grimness, Star Wars etc.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:11, 3 replies)
I dun a guff

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:55, 3 replies)
this should make the newsletter.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:21, Reply)
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Tl:dr...... fuck off!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:50, 3 replies)
Sans eyes, sans teeth, sans every next QOTW

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:09, 1 reply)
The Hen Party of River Song (take two)
Right, where was I, before I was interrupted by those fucking Cybermen?

Oh yes. Here we go. I was out on the pop with King Yrcanos -


Sea Devils

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:04, 9 replies)
Forget what I said earlier about 'lasts'.
The genuine stories finish halfway down page 3, and we're now on 5.

Ahaha, 'genuine'.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Nu question please!
It's like they don't care anymore.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:01, Reply)
I had a genuine story for this week.
Sadly I've had other things to deal with and didn't post it.
It involves Whitley Bay; MASSIVE DRUGS in a car going around 100mph, then stopping on a hard shoulder so we could micturate; a stripper; a cheap but pleasant B&B whose landlady brandished a baseball bat to welcome us, with threats to introduce it to us anally should we cause problems; nightclub bouncers taunting us that the locals would likely give us a beating, until the more hulk-like members of our party made themselves known; An altercation on the dancefloor ending when one of our party (about 20 stone of muscle and bone) threw a local about 10 feet; watching teletubies with "speed dick" and attractive women coming and going; and, finally, A decree never to go again for a night out to a place where the clubs shut at 00:00.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:35, 3 replies)
not least

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EDIT: damn
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(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)
This is the last straw.

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)
There was this time I tried to think of a Stags and Hens story
but it took me so long I was LAST.
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Floor coverings

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:05, Reply)
Midweek stag do.
We all had to be in work the following day, which ruled out traveling, so we just went down to the local to give the groom-to-be an appropriate send off.
To be honest, we should have paced ourselves better, or known when to stop, as we all wound up thoroughly cunted!
It was all the worse for me, as the following day I was due to update the topic on the web forum that I administer - don't know if you've ever tried it, but trust me, web admin and a raging hangover just don't mix! :(
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:57, 2 replies)
...because the last time I fucked a nigger she stole my wallet!

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:37, 2 replies)

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