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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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To my former best mate
Sorry I didn't make it to your stag do. Maybe if you hadn't held it in Africa and made everyone pay €1300 air fare to get out there, I would have gone. Or maybe if you hadn't married someone who turned you from a funny, interesting, bohemian jazz lover into a vapid consumerist prick, I would have gone as well. Such is life.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:51, 5 replies)
I have known many a jazz lover
who was also a vapid consumerist prick.
And they didn't have to marry anyone to achieve it.
But it does take a true cunt to expect their friends to fly half way around the world to attend some tawdry pageant.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 0:42, closed)
Still, it's good to see you're not bitter about it.

(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 6:49, closed)
Damn right I'm bitter.
I fucking loved that guy, in a strictly heterosexual bromance kind of way.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:13, closed)

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:23, closed)
'bohemian jazz lover'?
he deserved everything he got. it's not 196fucking2 you know.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:44, closed)

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