
Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.
( , Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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Sorry I didn't make it to your stag do. Maybe if you hadn't held it in Africa and made everyone pay €1300 air fare to get out there, I would have gone. Or maybe if you hadn't married someone who turned you from a funny, interesting, bohemian jazz lover into a vapid consumerist prick, I would have gone as well. Such is life.
( , Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:51, 5 replies)

who was also a vapid consumerist prick.
And they didn't have to marry anyone to achieve it.
But it does take a true cunt to expect their friends to fly half way around the world to attend some tawdry pageant.
( , Fri 31 Jan 2014, 0:42, closed)

I fucking loved that guy, in a strictly heterosexual bromance kind of way.
( , Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:13, closed)

he deserved everything he got. it's not 196fucking2 you know.
( , Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:44, closed)
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