To my former best mate
Sorry I didn't make it to your stag do. Maybe if you hadn't held it in Africa and made everyone pay €1300 air fare to get out there, I would have gone. Or maybe if you hadn't married someone who turned you from a funny, interesting, bohemian jazz lover into a vapid consumerist prick, I would have gone as well. Such is life.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 23:51, 5 replies)

I have known many a jazz lover
who was also a vapid consumerist prick.
And they didn't have to marry anyone to achieve it.
But it does take a true cunt to expect their friends to fly half way around the world to attend some tawdry pageant.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 0:42, closed)

Still, it's good to see you're not bitter about it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 6:49, closed)

Damn right I'm bitter.
I fucking loved that guy, in a strictly heterosexual bromance kind of way.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:13, closed)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:23, closed)

'bohemian jazz lover'?
he deserved everything he got. it's not 196fucking2 you know.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:44, closed)