Stags and HensMictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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I had two stag bashesThe second involved a trip to Stringfellows and a £700 bill which I didn't have to pay.
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PSStringfellows is great if you like Eastern European ladies.
And cheap perfume.
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Excellent footnote.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:01,
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ThanksAnd £20 shots. Very fucking expensive.
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Expensive doesn't make em good either(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:31, closed)
NopeThankfully I was already far too drunk to have too much more. Most of the bill went on gawping at fake tits and trimmed minge.
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Oh good, well spent(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:56, closed)
You are Peter Stringfellow's wig-makerAICMFP
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CloseI'm his professional merkin brusher.
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Assuming that's true......tell him to stop wearing one on his fucking head.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:37,
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I'd pay at least £700 for a go at his golden bush.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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SuchSilvery bushy finery it is too
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