Amsterdam
On a stag night / rugby tour in Holland, we turned up at a bar where there was a local girl's hen night taking place. Lots of very pretty Dutch ladies and lots of beer later, the majority of the stag party were all stood on chairs in the middle of the dance floor completely naked.

The girls were all dancing around the chairs with their drinks in their hands, and on cue, they all smashed their glasses on the floor, laughed lots and left.

Leaving a dozen or so blokes stood on chairs, surrounded by loads of broken glass in a pool of various alcoholic substances. We were there, sorry, they were there for at least an hour until everything was swept / mopped up.

The one chap that did try to get down from his chair (a full back, full of shit) spent a couple of hours in the local A&E having needle thin shards picked out of his feet by a Bella Emberg look-alike.
Happy days
( insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:55, 6 replies)

You're the reason English people are almost never allowed into Amsterdam's decent clubs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:31, closed)

If truth be told
who ever goes to Amsterdam to go to a 'decent' club?
( insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:17, closed)

You should have gone to the Banana Bar

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:44, closed)

Yeah. If he's going to live up to every feeble stereotype of masculine insecurity he may as well go the whole hog.
Did they fire Darth Vaders from their snatches when you were last there?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:55, closed)

No I don't think they did. Should they have? Sorry, just realised you were'nt asking me, but the answer is still no. Should they have? Sorry, just realised I've spelt weren't wrong, thinking about it, there may have been some Star Wars based discharge involved at some point.
( insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:05, closed)

"star wars based discharge"
Win Win Win.
I'm going to get that into every conversation I have this weekend. Oh yes!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:30, closed)