Hmmm,.
Forgive me. It's after 3am here.

Cops pulled me one time as I'd been seen in the local barley field ripping up the plants by the roots...

"OK Legless - what are you - some kind of stalker?" chortles Plod

"It's worse than that officer" I replied.













"I'm a cereal killer......."


In your face! Pooflake....


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:18, 6 replies)

Damn it!
You had to throw down the gauntlet, didn't you?
( Cawl, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:21, closed)

och!
I refer you to my post today at 15:56 and wince at the terrible beauty of the cereal killer gag.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:22, closed)

I'm
Seriously tempted to delete it to save this QOTW from the "me too" posts..

But hey! Someone has to start the bandwagon....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:25, closed)

Sheesh...
And it's only Thursday! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:34, closed)

Hooray!
I kneel and bow respectfully to your Dan-grade punnosity.
Truly groan-inducing yet tremendous at the same time.
"Click"
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:47, closed)

For fuck's sake...
I've been away a while, but the jokes don't get any better do they...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:27, closed)