I had a girlfriend on the telly once.
She was a real hoity-toity, goody-two-shoes type. She'd come on telly every couple of weeks telling me how different blokes were mean and tough because they did robberies and assaults and stuff.

She was gorgeous though, all leggy and blonde and sexy as hell. I wrote her a stack of letters and emails to tell her so, calling her my Dandy-dundy-doodlepops, but she got a restraining order against me and I heard her refer to me as unpleasant.

I followed the bitch home and blew her face off on her own doorstep. That teached her!


(may be a lie)
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:34, 2 replies)

Yeah, but
this'll probably still be produced at the retrial
( le brian, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:51, closed)

At least it's funnier(and almost as topical) as a Maddy joke.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 20:07, closed)