Stalked at a work party.
Although this episode of stalking was brief I feel it needs to be told.

My company threw a big party at a country house to celebrate how well we had done in the last year. Amongst the people there was a guy who I shall call Brian. He loved my knockers and not really caring as I'd had several pints I let him stare at them. Sadly I didn't realise what I'd let myself in for.

Everytime I went out to the portaloos I had to look around nervously in case he appeared as he was doing everything in his power to cop a feel. I could sense his presence, I knew he was watching me waiting to strike.

A few drinks later and I let my guard down. Brian leapt out from behind a group of people in the style of a ninja assassin, stuck his face down my top and made a noise I can only describe as "BRRRRRRBLLLBBB-BLLLLBBBLLRRRRRRRR!" then leapt off back into the crowd.

I still hear that sound in my nightmares.
(chakaflange, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:02, 5 replies)

I'm sorry
But I really can't help laughing at that!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:19, closed)

Noise
You win an entire internet for that post.

The noise, the noise!
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:21, closed)

Isn't
that what all of us want to do with boobs anyway?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:27, closed)

No!!?
This can't be true can it??!

Reminds me of a time, many years ago, when i was smoking outside at a party. Chatting to another partygoer; we seemed to get into a similar smoking cycle. The first couple of times he seemed nice. Then he started staring at my boobs. I failed to suppress a laugh when, having stared at my boobs for some time, he said "I like your necklace".

I did my best to avoid him for the rest of the evening, though he seemed harmless enough. Later, and entirely unprovoked, he said, "look, I'm sorry but there's no way we can do anything tonight because my girlfriend is here." Oh really? Shame.
(entry_level_adultette, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 2:04, closed)

i've had that done to me
more times than i can count. both my older sister and i are very well endowed in the breast department. she's married and ugly, though ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 18:42, closed)