I'm being staked out
I opened my curtains the other day, naked from the waist down of course, to find a man with a clipboard standing across the street taking notes. I stay on the second floor so this struck me as a bit odd. He stayed there for a full five minutes. I presumed he was just doing a survey of, the building or something.

Ten minutes later I hear my flatmate get up and go into the kitchen. I go in, he offers me a coffee, I accept. I look across the wasteground to the back of the flat and across the road.

He is there.

With binoculars. Looking right at me.

He gets in a BMW and drives off.

I saw that BMW yesterday, so now I'm getting a bit worried.
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:54, Reply)