As close as I'm ever going to get
A friend of a friend at college had a huge crush on me and kept bringing me various gifts of chocolate (gives me headaches), winnie the pooh themed novelty items (I was, as I am now, a girl more into stuff that explodes or makes cool noises) and bouquets of roses (I like orchids). This could have tolerable, even including the embarrassment factor, but for the winnie the pooh stuff and the fact he was so ugly it made my skin crawl to look at him. His personality left much to be desired also.
I'm not quite sure where his head was to be chasing after such as me, but when he lunged to stick his tongue down my throat at a pub, when I was doing nothing more than chatting to our mutual friend, lines were drawn.
About that time I started getting the hatemail.
Men are still a total mystery to me.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:04, 1 reply)

It could be said
Women are a total mystery to men. Coincidence?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:21, closed)