you're lucky!
on holiday about 8 years ago. i had short, spiky black hair, a hangover, black leggings, red t-shirt and the remains on last night's make-up on. 2 japanese tourists outside the hotel(i was on my way to buy smokes) pointed at me and shouted "jo brand*!"
i was well pissed off.

*they actually said jo bland, but i knew what they meant.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 19:47, Reply)