Does suspected stalking count?
In the office there are a few new blokes who've joined the team. One of them's a nice enough bloke called D who does the occasional DJ'ing for a few local clubs. One of the guys on our team who was already working here (I'll just for argument's sake call him Ian :D) has seemingly taken a shine to him. Now this Ian has been working with our department for a good 4-5 years, and is very odd. Imagine a 40 year old redneck with glasses, something like Hank's conspiracy friend in King of the Kill, turning up for work everyday with a black baseball hat, grey skin-tight t-shirt, black jeans, a belt buckle the size of a manhole cover and on top of that a black BUMBAG, and that's Ian.

Apparently at about the beginning of December D invited Ian around to his house to get some stuff off his computer, and Ian turned up at his house with a usb hard drive, staying there for a good 5 hours. Apparently he just wouldn't take a hint to leave. A few weeks later it was New Year's Eve, and Ian turn's up outside D's house at 5pm with 2 bottles of wine. D says thanks, then realizes it's actually 2 bottles of his favourite wine. He gives Ian an odd look, takes the wine, then basically closes the front door while saying "Errr yeah, I'll see you in work..." leaving Ian on the doorstep. Slightly a bit harsh, but apparently he didn't want anoter 5 hour repeat performance on New Year's Eve.

Back in the office after we found this out lots of piss-taking ensured; Ian must be going through D's rubbish and making a shrine for him etc etc.

So now it's coming up to Valentine's Day, and the office have a "secret Valentine's delivery service" every year. So I guess I'm going to have to buy a card, sign it from a secret admirer and send it to D, just to put the shits up him :D

Yey for making stalking fun :)

Apols for length? Errr, yup, sorry about that, for post in weeks :(
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:04, Reply)