Air Hostess
Those of you that know me, know that I'm with an air hostess - she stalked me. She denies it and insists that it "Wasn't really stalking" which, in crazy land, means she was....

Anyway, I used to fly up to Aberdeen from Humberside regularly - it's a tiny airport and after a while I was on first name terms with the checking in staff and cabin crew.

Anyway, my partner (name withheld), told me that she used to check the passenger manifest on Mondays and Fridays - well, every day in fact, to see which flights I was on and made sure that she glammed up specially for me.

On the flight, she'd make sure that I got plenty of attention - On Monday mornings I'd often get on the plane and fall straight asleep, at this she'd keep an eye out for me to wake up - as soon as I did, she'd pounce, try to engage me in conversation to get me to notice.

The checking staff would always ask me about her and they'd keep her up to date as to my locations....

Creepy? Well, not really as I didn't realise this as I'm a guy and I'm stupid.

Anyway, we're together now and she's only partially crazy these days :-)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:09, Reply)