My mate J
Once fell asleep early on a surf weekend.

Usual thing everyone pissed or stoned around the fire singing with guitars and bongos and shit.

We noticed him scuttle off back to his tent for a wee nap. One the guys decides to pick a bunch of flowers from a hedgerow, sneak into his tent, open J's sleeping bag and then as softly and quietly as possible insert the stem end of the flowers into the old chutney speedway.

He then took a photo of this arrangement before texting it to everyone he knew under the heading "STALKED"

What a phlange
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:12, 3 replies)

Closet
GAAAAAAAAY!

_Probably.
(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:15, closed)

funny that
He did have a habit of insertion

there was this other time he did it at a party with matches and sent the text headed "FIRED"

More a walk in wardrobe than closet I feel
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:28, closed)

walk in the wardrobe....
that's funny
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:37, closed)