Everybody pretends
Nobody like to admit that they have a normal 9-5 life when they might do something a little more exciting at the weekends. when you first meet someone, you go out more (with them and other friends - especially when you meet with friends to tell them about the new beau) you do more things you wouldn't normally do (usually share each others interests) and it's only after the 'honeymoon' period of the relationship is over (around 3 months) you begin to slip into your old routines. and then you feel comfortable to unleash real rip-snorting toe-curling flatulance in front of each other.

Remember gentlemen, it's only acceptable to fart in front of a lady after bringing her to orgasm.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:49, Reply)