Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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In a moving Bobcat loaderwhile driving the bloody thing.
I'd been on a very boozy all nighter with workmates.Half of the night involved trying to escape the drunken clutches of one bloke's girlfriend so I'd had no sleep at all. They kindly gave me the spare room but she kept creeping in and grabbing me tackle under the bedclothes. Not wishing to be caught in this scenario I stayed awake and staggered into work still wrecked.About 20 seconds into driving the bobcat I dozed off, only waking again when I ran very slowly and gently into a wall about 50 metres from where I'd started.For anyone who doesn't know, Bobcats are operated at full revs and the driver is sitting inches from the engine; the roar is bloody loud.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 17:24,
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