Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Maybe not the strangest......but definitely one of the more uncomfortable...
It started out OK, me in bed with 2 gals. Unfortunately, I was really tired, and as I was 'just friends', I just turned over and tried to get some sleep as I was smashed and had to drive home on the morrow. Didn't stop the friend with vomit-breath snuggling right up to me though... and then the other girl went home and a guy got in...
So there I was, a girl with vomit breath who was completely trashed and on the other side a guy I barely knew reciting Little Britain with the voice and everything - both before and after he fell asleep.
I wouldn't have minded if I got a reasonable sleep, but no, he hogged most of the covers and I fell off the side twice into what has to be the coldest night on record.
When I woke up the first thing I noticed was that the girl had stuff in her teeth and looked plain unsavory.
There, that completes my tale of woe. No apologies for length. Not that anybody got to see it, thank god.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 0:31, Reply)
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