Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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in a closet on the 23rd floor of the shittiest hotel in new york.5 boys. we were promised 5 beds.
what awaited us on the 23rd floor were two twin-size beds, a broken bathroom, and a very spacious closet. in a stroke of momentary but unwitting genius i decided to sleep in the closet rather than the beds. little did i or anyone else know until later, the 23rd floor was reserved for one-hour rooms. also by sleeping on a pile of my clothes in the closet rather than in the main room i avoided the risk of coming in contact with the several dozen rats that also lived on our floor. i locked the door to the closet (which worked), lit some incense and smoked a j. meanwhile the door to the hotel room did not lock, and 4 people i knew were huddled up to eachother trying to be warm and to fall asleep next to the uncloseable window (which allowed all the noise from the street to come in.) opened up the drawer of the bedside table in the room the next morning to find someone had carved with a pocketknife, the words "I just had sex in your bed." one person got headlice.
this is the strangest place i made a conscious desicion to sleep.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 16:37, Reply)
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