Where is the strangest place you have slept?
'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
( , Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
( , Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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T'was Five Long Summers Ago...
Fresh from our high school's rehearsal of 'Oklahoma!', I was enjoying a few fine ales in the nearest pub. The night went on, and I threw up in the beer garden. I decided to continue my vomiting in the toilet...
...Where I awoke, dazed and confused, at roughly 3.45am. My friends assumed I'd gone home, the bar staff didn't check the toilets and the pub had been closed since 1am.
Almost all of the windows in the pub were of the 'lockable double glazed' variety and were all locked. The door was locked. I was trapped.
Then I spotted a single glazed window- one that opened out onto the road! The main problem was that it was a good 10 feet up, and I'm not tall. I pushed a table up to it, squeezed through the narrow aperture and tumbled the ten feet down onto the road.
Then ran like a bastard. Figuring I was on a roll with harmless breaking and exiting, I broke into my mate's bedroom and slept on his couch.
His words when he woke up and spotted me will stay with me forever:
"What the fuck happened to you?"
Length gag? They do.
( , Sat 30 Dec 2006, 19:05, Reply)
Fresh from our high school's rehearsal of 'Oklahoma!', I was enjoying a few fine ales in the nearest pub. The night went on, and I threw up in the beer garden. I decided to continue my vomiting in the toilet...
...Where I awoke, dazed and confused, at roughly 3.45am. My friends assumed I'd gone home, the bar staff didn't check the toilets and the pub had been closed since 1am.
Almost all of the windows in the pub were of the 'lockable double glazed' variety and were all locked. The door was locked. I was trapped.
Then I spotted a single glazed window- one that opened out onto the road! The main problem was that it was a good 10 feet up, and I'm not tall. I pushed a table up to it, squeezed through the narrow aperture and tumbled the ten feet down onto the road.
Then ran like a bastard. Figuring I was on a roll with harmless breaking and exiting, I broke into my mate's bedroom and slept on his couch.
His words when he woke up and spotted me will stay with me forever:
"What the fuck happened to you?"
Length gag? They do.
( , Sat 30 Dec 2006, 19:05, Reply)
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