Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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Sleeping while having sexI see how many stories are about people falling asleep while docked with another person. Usually it's a disaster, but one time I woke up after sleeping for an hour inside my future wife. Who knows which one of us fell asleep first? Panicked, I woke her up and asked "Was it okay?" She made a big smile and said "It was great" and immediately fell asleep. I was damn lucky.
I also used to date a girl with a tendency for sleep sex where she is up for it while sleeping. Her subconscious would take over and she'd speak to me in a dream state. She didn't recognise any name, including mine which I had to teach her again. When I started foreplay she said "How did you know that would feel good?" So basically she unlearned sex in her sleeping state. Then when we had sex, she screamed my name over and over (something she would never do while awake). It was weird but she enjoyed it greatly.
(, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 2:41, Reply)
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