Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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I remember having been up for 3 dayson the weekend the clocks went back in 1998. Having had a wonderful time (before becoming convinced my pupils had become oval and mismatched [and calling most of my friends to confirm this was unusual]) I decided to go to bed. I failed to sleep, and after a further day was a twitching wreck.
I was press-ganged into seeing a doctor who diagnosed me with amphetamine psychosis, told me it would be strictly temporary and prescribed me some sleepers (I forget the brand but they were pink and so very lovely).
Being new to sleepers I decided to drop a couple as I went to the pub to try and bring myself down. I hadn't expected them to be so efficient and fell asleep face first upon the bar (in the Nursery Tavern, Sheffield).
I woke completely free of marker pen and with all my hair. My mates aren't wankers, you see. However I did wake up in my female friends clothes, presumably to teach me a non-permanent lesson about the dangers of staying awake too long. Although I did quite like the feel of her underwear...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Jan 2007, 13:49,
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