Where is the strangest place you have slept?'lardaholics anonymous' was bored and started a new question over in the old question, so the least we can do is make it official. What with New Year's celebrations coming up, asking for the strangest place you have slept is nicely appropriate too.
In case you are wondering, Portsmouth beach in the fog. Very strange waking up to that.
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chthonic, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 8:57)
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I too have fallen asleep in a brothelAt the bar, in fact. We used to work Monday to Friday every week in this town in Holland, and fly back for weekends (moved over there in the end, in a somewhat related story). Every Thursday night, without fail, we'd go on a bar crawl of all the bars in and around the main square, and then pop into the last bar on the way back to the hotel, which just happened to be in the back room of a sex shop / brothel.
More often than not we wouldn't get up to anything more than just having a few beers in there, the women mostly looked like 40-year-old junkies, but there used to be this one girl aged about 20 who was constantly smoking weed in there. One night I was sat at the bar chatting away to her and smoking from her joint, already pretty inebriated from the bar crawl, but it must have been quite strong weed because a few minutes later I was passed out asleep on the bar and they couldn't wake me up.
According to witnesses the manager and the girls carried me outside between them and left me in the alley round the back, and then when I came round I can vaguely remember being sat on the pavement spewing up against the side of a nightclub, with the transsexual barmaid from the brothel telling me to get into 'her' cab and come back and spend the night at her place (my hotel was like 50 metres away, but I couldn't stand up), and me responding with "mwah? Feeeeel fuuuucked man". Luckily I woke up in my own hotel room next morning, with my wallet contents intact!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 9:35, Reply)
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