Street Life'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.
Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
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Living in the movieIdly gazing out of the window, I became aware of sirens, getting louder. A car hurtled past, straight through the lights at the T-Junction, executed a perfect handbrake 180 - with all the squealing tyres that implies - and shot back up the road the way they had come from.
Much to the consternation of the two police cars who were chasing him, who were just reaching the junction as he shot back past. The first one attempted to perform the same manouevre, made a bit of a bish of it, and stalled, sideways on to the road - in the perfect position for his mate to ram straight into him.
But they were still running, and managed to set off in pursuit again. The whole thing was over in seconds. If I ever make a movie, I'm including that exact scene.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:38, 4 replies)
Can you include a girl eating cereal out of another girl's bumhole as well?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:45,
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OK, that can be in the back seat of the perp's car(, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 13:58, closed)
Well, where do I get to sit?(, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 17:42, closed)
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