Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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my eccentric but generally quite clever uncleoverheard my parents talking at a recent family meal. My mum had asked my dad about a blow torch (I really have no idea why, if you're wondering). Uncle Phil misheard or at the very least misunderstood, turned to me and said 'Golly, your parents really are into the kinky stuff, aren't they!? That's surely the ultimate blowjob!'
I laughed, in a dutiful-niece-who's-just-been-traumatised-by-mental-images way, and tried to talk o someone else at the table instead. But... oh no, Uncle Phil was determined to talk to me about kinky sex. At length. For the next quarter of an hour. It was truly, truly horrible.
Incidentally, Shane Lynch from boyzone was at the table next to us. Which was quite exciting, due to the general lack of celebrities in Jersey and the amount of pink champagne my sister, cousin and I had ingested.
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kikilookeylikey, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:52,
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