Stuff You've Overheard
Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Americans
In Oxford there are swarms of American tourists, whose conversations, carried on at similar volume to a pneumatic drill, are easily overheard. Hence:
"Leicester? Leicester? For God's sake, it should be lie-sess-terrr!"
And, referring to a sign at my college warning visitors, "Do not feed the deer":
"What the hell? Do they let them starve?"
(In case you were wondering, they are fed proper, erm, deer food, rather than the sort of shit that dumbass American tourists would throw at them.)
( , Thu 10 Jun 2004, 8:16, Reply)
In Oxford there are swarms of American tourists, whose conversations, carried on at similar volume to a pneumatic drill, are easily overheard. Hence:
"Leicester? Leicester? For God's sake, it should be lie-sess-terrr!"
And, referring to a sign at my college warning visitors, "Do not feed the deer":
"What the hell? Do they let them starve?"
(In case you were wondering, they are fed proper, erm, deer food, rather than the sort of shit that dumbass American tourists would throw at them.)
( , Thu 10 Jun 2004, 8:16, Reply)
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