Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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can't help but overhearmy friend's gran who's hearing is going, so friendly advice whispered in your ear gets broadcast to the whole room, like
'DON'T GET FAT LIKE YOUR DAD', who was standing right next to me,
or muttering to herself while flicking through some of the more adult chanels on Sky
'IF I'D KNOWN ABOUT ORAL SEX BEFORE I GOT MARRIED I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED'
I also overheard a fragment of a row between two blokes walking past me at the Ashton Court Festival several years back, with one of the blokes saying
"of for god's sake I can't take you anywhere!" then under his breath and slightly dispondently "not even up the arse"
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 8:24, Reply)
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