Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Stuff You've OverheardI was once in a supermaket about 20 years ago when i heard a little girl giving her poor mother a hard time at the checkout because she wanted some smarties.
Girl: Mummy i want some smarties.
Mother: No your going to have your tea when you get home.
Girl: Well if you don't let me have some smarties i will tell everyone you were kissing Daddys willie when i got out of bed last night.
The mother promply went bright red and left the store and the shopping without paying.
The Moral of the story is don't give head when the kid can get out of bed.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 9:18, Reply)
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