Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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On a flight down to LondonI was sat in front of two incredibly posh (and rich) women who had some very interesting conversations:
Posh 1: Do you fancy going to America for a couple of weeks?
Posh 2: Yes, when?
Posh 1: Whenever. I've told my husband that my friend in America is having a bit of a crisis and needs some moral support.
Posh 2: I didn't know you had a friend in America.
Posh 1: I haven't. But he doesn't know that!
Also:
Posh 2: Apparently my credit card has been used fraudulently.
Posh 1: Really! What happened?
Posh 2: Someone rang up a hotel and restaurant bill in Stockport for £2,500.00 and I didn't notice it on the statement. I ask you, who would notice a transaction for £2,500.00?
Posh 1: And who would go to Stockport anyway?
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 10:01, Reply)
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