Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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When I was littleand growing up I lived in Wales, and as is common knowledge (or so you would think) all the population can speak English too.
So I'm in one of the shops at home and this twat comes up and speaks in a long slow and loud drone at the shop assistant- Twat:"WHERE...ARE...THE...GAR-DEN-ING...BOOKS?"
Assistant(in birmingham accent): In the corner.
Man walks off shamefaced to corner with sign saying "Plant" hanging up, browses for a minute or two before walking out the shop muttering that all the books were for children.
I can forgive that he didn't know plant is Welsh for children, but you'd think he'd have noticed that they were in a different language.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 13:49, Reply)
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