Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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i was on a train once from london to glasgowand this bloke in his mid 40s, in a suit, was having a right old rant on the phone:-
"aye, that fucking cunt was getting on in first class. the fucking cow, she says she made up the extra expense hersel but i fucking know that cunt (-bosses name-) has paid it for her through the company. cant fucking believe it, im sutck in the fucking grotty, packed out normal coach and that bitch gets first class....for fucking what?...'
this tirade went on for a bit with every expletive being bandied about. a few minutes later ...
'ok mam, were just coming into durham, get me tea on ill be home in about 15minutes'
the whole carriage burst out laughing. just imagined some 70 year old mam at the other end going 'yes dear...ooo, thats terrible'
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 15:14, Reply)
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