Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Some of these...Seem to be 'traditional' eavesdrops and I can't bring myself to voting for any of the tourist yank ones with all my cringing.
A game me and my sister play is that if we are ever walking through a crowded area (especially with old people around) spout round after round of confusing two-liners to punish any nosey-parkers.
eg/
'So why wouldn't the elephant join the band?'
'Cos he broke his kettle drums.'
'And then the thing decided it would dance itself to death.'
'You have to go somehow.'
'That monkey ate all my custard last summer.'
'At least they don't touch the gravy.'
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 17:31, Reply)
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