Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Not heard by meBut about me...
My birthday party, 17th if you must know, I had a group of very drunk mates round. My parents had just got in after a night out and were safely tucked up in bed. All is fine and dandy. At some point, my mate Jamie goes off to phone some girl he's been trying to pull for ages, poor lad. Fast forward a couple of days and I discover he's chosen to hold this conversation sat on the stairs right outside my parents' bedroom. Loudly. He utters something along the lines of:
"Yeah, I'm at Laura's party - you know, the bird who's going out with my mate Colin. Yeah, the ones who are shagging all the time. I think they're at it now, I'm trying not to listen..."
(For the record, we weren't - it was all I could do not to throttle him the next time I saw him after imagining the mortified look on my mum and dad's faces)
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useful_idiot, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 18:01,
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